What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall
当你把哥斯拉带到商场 会发生什么呢
He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows
他会吓到小朋友 他会把所有的枕头都撕成碎片
And knocks over walls
他会撞倒墙壁
His emerald eyes they sparkle and shine
他那绿宝石般的眼睛闪闪发光
As he eats the food court and steals half my fries
他会吃遍美食广场 甚至偷走了我的半包薯条
That's what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall
这就是你把哥斯拉带到商场的结果
What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom
当你带着哥斯拉去见你的妈妈 会发生什么呢
He rings the bell and she looks out the window and calls the cops
当他按响门铃后 你的妈妈看到窗外的他 吓得立刻叫警察
I try to explain that he's mostly tame
我想要试着解释他十分乖巧温顺
As long as there's pizza and video games
只要有披萨和电子游戏
That's what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom
这就是你带哥斯拉去见你妈妈的结果
While everyone else is running and screaming
即使人们都被你吓得失声尖叫 四处逃窜
I just love being with you
我就是喜欢和你待在一起
I guess they don't see all the things that I'm seein'
我想别人并没有看到全部的你
That make you so uniquely you you you you
可这正是你独一无二的原因
What do you get when you meet Godzilla and fall in love
当你爱上哥斯拉 谁知道会发生什么呢