Fa lalalala
This is my sad Christmas song
这首悲伤的圣诞歌
I've had it stuck in my head all day long
已在脑海酝酿了一天
I wrote it on the car on my ride home
回家路上 写了下来
Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone
因为家里等着我的 只有孤单和寂寞
Why'd I even put up that f**kin' tree
既然无人欣赏
If there's no one here that's gonna see
又何须将圣诞树
Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve
装饰一新
Cause there's no one here next to me
我形单影只
This is my sad Christmas song
这是我的悲伤圣诞歌
So I light another bong
于是 我点燃了只烟
I turn on the radio
听听广播
I binge watch our favorite shows
胡吃海塞 又看了我们最爱的节目
This year feels kinda lame
今年不尽如人意
But the last one was the same
去年也一事无成
But the holiday spirit they say
但人们都说 过节就应
Is taking off on a plane
放下一切 尽情享受
This is my sad Christmas song
这是我的悲伤圣诞歌
Fa lalalala
I always thought that Santa was kinda cute
一直认为圣诞老人憨态可掬
There's something about his beard big belly and boots
留着大胡子 挺着大肚子 穿着大靴子
I left Santa more than cookies this year
今年给他多留了些饼干
I thought he might appreciate a few beers
以及一些啤酒
That's why I'm always on the naughty list
因此我在淘气者之列
He said cause when I get drunk I'm always showing my tits
他说喝醉的我 窘态毕露
He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near
他靠近身子 意欲一吻
I had to stop Santa and say my true love ain't here
我不得不躲开 告诉他自己心有所属
This is my sad Christmas song
这是我的悲伤圣诞歌
So I rip another bong
接着又撕开一包烟
I never been good at making plans
一向不善筹划
Next year I'm gonna be with my man
明年愿能找到真命天子
My little sister says I'm the Grinch
妹妹觉得我希望渺茫
But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch
母亲觉得我大题小做
Why did you have to go
你为何要走
We were under the mistletoe
留我空流泪
This is my sad Christmas song
这是我的悲伤圣诞歌
Fa lalalala
Fa lalala
Missing you on f**kin' Christmas why did you have to go
圣诞佳节 倍思君 奈何君已去
Wishing you a merry Christmas know I miss you so
愿君圣诞快乐 思君甚切
Missing you on f**kin' Christmas why did you have to go
圣诞佳节 倍思君 奈何君已去
Wishing you a merry Christmas know I miss you so
愿君圣诞快乐 思君甚切
Wishing you a merry Christmas
愿君圣诞快乐
Wishing you a merry Christmas
愿君圣诞快乐
Fa lalala
Wishing you a merry Christmas
愿君圣诞快乐
Fa lalala
Wishing you a merry Christmas
愿君圣诞快乐