Sleeping very soundly on a saturday morning
周六大早我酣睡如泥
I was dreaming I was al capone
梦见我成了阿尔卡彭
Theres a rumour going round
这里谣言四起
Gotta clear outa town
不久就要满城风雨
I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
是的，我浑身有股鱼骨头的怪味儿
Here come the law gonna break down the door
国有国法,我却偏要破门而去
Gonna carry me away once more
这让我再次怒气冲天
Never never I never want it anymore
再也，我再也，再也不想看见它了
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
只能对着冰冷地面吞声忍气
Crazy stone cold crazy you know
狂人,冷面狂人
Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon
午后暴雨瓢泼，我会让台风定时出没
And I'm playing on my slide trombone
顺便吹吹我的伸缩长号
Anymore anymore cannot take it anymore
再也，再也，再也受不了了
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
只能对着冰冷地面吞声忍气
Crazy stone cold crazy you know
狂人,冷面狂人
Walking down the street
走在大街上
Shooting people that I meet
逢人便射，没得商量
With my rubber tommy water gun
拿着我的橡皮汤姆森冲锋水枪
Here come the deputy
这时条子从天而降
Hes gonna come and get me
要把我抓去领赏
I gotta get me up and run
溜之大吉，走为上计
They got the sirens loose
他们却拿出了警报器
I ran right outa juice
我渐渐没了马力
Theyre gonna put me in a cell
他们要送我去监狱
If I can't go to heaven
如果我去不了天堂
Will they let me go to hell
就只能被他们踹下地狱
Crazy stone cold crazy you know
狂人,冷面狂人