I brush my teeth
我刷牙
And look in the mirror
看着镜子里
And laugh out loud
大声笑
As i'm beaming from ear to ear
因为我从耳朵到耳朵喜气洋洋
I'd rather pick flowers
我宁愿捡起花
Instead of fight
而不是争斗
And rather than flaunt my style
不是炫耀我的风格
I'd flash you a smile
闪给你一个微笑
Of clean pearly whites
清洁又亮白
I've been to the dentist
我去过牙医
A thousand times so i know the drill
去过一千次，所以我知道怎么回事
I smooth my hair sit back in the chair
梳理头发，坐在椅子里
But somehow i still get the chills
不知道怎么了，我仍然有些发抖
Have a seat
请坐吧
He says pleasantly
他高兴地说
As he shakes my hand
他与我握手
And practically laughs at me
笑了笑我
Open up nice and wide
直接又有好
He says peering in
他看着我说
And with a smirk he says
带着脸上的微笑
"don't have a fit this'll just pinch a bit"
没有合适的，只能将就一下
As he tries not to grin
他那时笑不露齿
When hygienists leave on long vacations
当卫生员放假离开时
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
那时牙医们尖叫，失去耐心
Talking only brings the toothaches on
谈话只会让牙更疼
Because i say the stupidest things
因为我说了蠢话
So if my resolve goes south
所以如果我决定了
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
我会放下骄傲，吞下阿司匹林
And shut my mouth
闭上嘴
Golf and alcohol don't mix
高尔夫和酒精不能混合
And that's why i don't drink and drive
这就是我为什么不酒后驾车
Because good grief i'd knock out my teeth
因为，上帝啊，我的牙会掉的
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
微笑着和他吻别
I've been to the dentist
我去过牙医
A thousand times so i know the drill
去过一千次，所以我知道怎么回事
I smooth my hair sit back in the chair
梳理头发，坐在椅子里
But somehow i still get the chills
不知道怎么了，我仍然有些发抖