I was born with a dick in my brain
我出生时我的思想就有其它想法
Yea ****ed in the head
在床上亲热
我的继父说我在床上翻滚
'Til one night he snuck in and said
直到某天晚上他潜行进来
We're going out back I want my dick sucked in the shed
说我们出去 一会回来 我想要待在小屋
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead "
我们不能和Teddy Ruxpin玩吗
After I **** you in the butt get some head
当我和你亲热完
Bust a nut get some rest
我打算休息会
The next day my mother said
第二天我妈妈说
"I don't know what the ****'s up with this kid"
我不知道和这个小孩在一起怎么样
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
这个坏家伙从来不吃他害怕的东西
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
他在房间里吊死了
Jeffrey don't let that ****er get you upset
Jeffrey不会让你感到不安
Go in there stick a ****ing cigarette to his neck
进去在他后面抽烟
I bet you he's faking it I bet you
我跟你打赌他在假装
I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
我打赌他可能想看看你如何不安
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
我会处理这件事除非你反对
Ah go **** his brains out if any is left in his head
管他怎么想 反正他的脑子也没什么
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言
Under my bed and up under my faucet
还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下
Then you would know I've completely lost it
那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了
Is he nuts No he's insane
他在胡说吗 不 他疯了
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言
Under my bed and up under my faucet
还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下
Then you would know I've completely lost it
那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了
Is he nuts No he's insane
他在胡说吗 不 他疯了
You get it No I just tried to bite my face off
你明白了吗 我只是想让我的脸感到刺痛
I just got ****ing chased off with a chainsaw
我只想用电锯赶走它
Then he took the chainsaw bit the ****ing blades off
然后他用电锯控制着刀刃
Ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot
一个棒球被弹弓卡住了
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
然后他对准自己的脸 让东西爆炸
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
他用眼睛看着把东西捡起来
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
然后他自己打乒乓球
That mother****er's got nuts like king kong
那家伙像金刚一样坚硬
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
然后他用割草机把草地修理了
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
他躺下来 让机器一直运作
Then he took his pants he took every ****ing thing off
然后他穿上短裤 拿走所有东西
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
所有东西除了他的背心和他训练的衣服
Ain't he raw Yea maniac that Shady dog
他不成熟吗 是的 这个人疯了
Man that mother****ers gangsta ain't he dog
他是黑帮成员吗
Shady dog what be going through that ****ing brain of yours
影子狗 你的大脑还有经历什么啊
Say no more what the **** you waiting for Sing along
不用说了 你在等待什么 唱出来
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言
Under my bed and up under my faucet
还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下
Then you would know I've completely lost it
那么你就会知道我真的是彻底失去它了
Is he nuts No he's insane
他在胡说吗 不 他疯了
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言
Under my bed and up under my faucet
还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下
Then you would know I've completely lost it
那么你就会知道我真的是彻底失去它了
Is he nuts No he's insane
他在胡说吗 不 他疯了
你不知道另类摇滚的意思吗
Well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching
告诉我 你是愿意这样还是那样
**** 'em in the a** suck the cum out while you're belching
当你打嗝时你会怎么处理
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
你打嗝就会回去寻找第二次帮助
Can you dig what I'm saying man can you smell me
你能想出我说了什么吗 你能闻见我吗
我想让你感觉到我就像我继父感觉到我一样
**** a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
当他在喋喋不休时一个小木偶在踢那个小狗
Shady what the **** you saying I don't know help me
你说了什么 我不知道帮助我
What the ****'s happening I think I'm ****ing melting
发生了什么 我感觉我要融化了
Marshall我爱你 我关心着你的幸福
No dad I said no I don't need no help peeing
爸爸我说不 我不需要帮助
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
我是个大男孩 我可以自己做
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
当护婴员和我诉说 我没穿衣服
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
她给我看了个电影就像小城镇的噩梦
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
但是它是X 他们却不这样叫
这是不好的 我们会坐牢的
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言
Under my bed and up under my faucet
还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下
Then you would know I've completely lost it
那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了
Is he nuts No he's insane
他在胡说吗 不 他疯了
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言
Under my bed and up under my faucet
还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下
Then you would know I've completely lost it
那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了
Is he nuts No he's insane
他在胡说吗 不 他疯了
Lrc by Kevin Boul from LK Lyrics Group