Oh My Goodness
What have I done
Oh no
I can't believe it
It's like
I've got the whole world in my palms
And I'm ready to drop
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca
It's the village in New York
Right next to the TriBeCa
That's my sector
Homosexual dissector
Come again rewind selector
I said nice rectum
I had a vasectomy Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya'
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex
And I bet ya' I tantalize ya'
And in less than 5 seconds I get ya'
They say once bitten and twice shy will lie
Next to the guy with
Nine e*****y pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe what else should I try Lester
Drop kicked the b**ch before her second trimester
I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
Chorus
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball you're all in
I said
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends
Verse 2
All my West side b**ches throw it up
Put a balloon inside your p**sy
Weep and blow it up
And showin' nuts
So you better change the station to keep
From throwing up
Man you've seen it all before
Your all too familiar wit' it
There's a penis on the floor
And two balls
So you know who did it
You know you wit' it girl
Don't front
Oh no you didn't
I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls
Nicole you kiddin'
I'll pee on Rihanna see man
I'll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna
Run Crazy Glue and Madonna
Imagine the visual for that man
Who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless
But the chick's so old
I never meant this
Line to be so offensive
If you weren't so defensive
It wouldn't be
You're so sensitive
Chorus
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball you're all in
I said
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends
Verse 3
Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him
Right into quicksand
Here you need a hand big man
Grab hold of this branch
With both hands
Man they don't understand
I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words
Geez
So one last time Mr Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me
And just spit the verse please
Eminem As Christopher Reeves
Eminem I'm coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes my Superman costume
Doesn't even fit you
They don't feel you
You're taking this sh*t too far
Who do you think you are
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore
Chorus
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball you're all in
I said
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends
Outro
The world is mine