Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
C'mon hai hai we goin' to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama she's taking a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell whew da da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin' it's kind of late to go swimmin'
But you know your mama she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things and if she don't get her way she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da da's toy knife honey let go of it no
And don't look so upset why you actin' bashful
Don't you want to help da da build a sand castle yeah
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch it don't hurt her was eatin'
Dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she we'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves can't we
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
See honey there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da da's probably on his way to all of 'em except one
'cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya nah
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein' mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time out
Sit back in your chair honey quit tryin' to climb out wa'
I told you it's okay hai hai want to ba ba
Take a night night nan a boo goo goo ga ga
Her make goo goo ca ca da da change your dia dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety seven bonnie and clyde me and my daughter
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
Wake up sweepy head we're here before we pway
We're gonna take mama for a whittle walk along the pier
Baby don't cry honey don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear ma ma
That's why you can't get her to wake but don't worry
Da da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here you want to help da da tie a rope around this rock yeah
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now here we go on the count of three dummies
One two free wee whoosh
There goes mama spwashin' in the wa ta
No more fightin wit dad no more restraining order
No more step da da no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye bye tell mama you love her mommy
Now we'll go play in the sand build a castle and junk
But first just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
And when we ride
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just the two of us