Hello boys and girls
你们好 男孩们 女孩们
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
今天我们要讲的是父女关系
Do you have a daddy
你有爸爸吗
I'll bet you do
我想你一定有
Who's your daddy
你的爸爸是谁呢
Daddy what are you doing
爸爸 你在干什么啊
Okay then everybody listen up
好的 大家都听好了
I'm goin' to hell who's comin' with me
我要下地狱 谁想和我一起去
Somebody please help him
来人啊 快救救他
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
There's no mountain I can't climb
世上没有我爬不上的山
There's no tower too high
没有让我觉得巍峨的塔
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
没有我不会开的飞机
What do I gotta do to get through to you
我要怎样才能让你理解我呢
To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to
拿着这把电锯 没有我摧毁不了的东西
Rahhnnn
F**kin' brains brawn and brass balls
这该死的大脑 发达的肌肉 以及厚脸皮
I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
我要把它们全切下来 装在一个玻璃瓶里 镀上青铜
Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses
然后拍照 挂在客厅里
With Elton John's name on my drag wall
Elton John签名的太阳镜 挂在我的墙上
I'm out the closet I've been lyin' my a*s off
我要宣称 我是名同性恋
All this time me and Dre been f**kin' with hats off
这段时间我一直和Dre厮混 厮混在一起
Suck it Marshall
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
告诉第一夫人劳拉布什 让她的丈夫赶紧回来
'Fore I push this motherf**kin' button and blast off
在我按下这个该死的按钮然后爆炸之前
And launch one of these Russians and that's all
我会派出一个俄国人 就是这样
Blow every f**kin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off
炸掉世界上的所有国家 除了阿富汗
When will it stop
我们何时才会停下呢
When will I knock the crap off
当我把废话说完的时候
Hailie tell 'em baby
Haley 告诉他们 宝贝
My dad's lost it
我的爸爸失去自我了
There's really nothin' else to say I I can't explain it
这真的没什么好说的 我也无法解释清楚
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em maybe
你应该给我一点帮助 Hailie Jade 你打算这样告诉他们吗
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
无论你做什么 你都无法改变我
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
There's no one on Earth that can save me not even Hailie
世上没人能拯救我 连Hailie都不行
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
Crazy
疯了
It's like my mother always told me
正如妈妈昔日的谆谆教诲那样
"Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and c*****e and
Godd**n it you little motherf**ker
该死的 你这混小子
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'"
如果没什么好话 那就什么都别说
Uh f**k that s**t b***h
该死的 真是混账
Eat a motherf**kin' d**k chew on a prick
And lick a million motherf**kin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherf**kin' gospel record
我宁愿播放一首赞美上帝的颂歌
我宁愿做个怕老婆的男人
Eat p***y and have p***y l**s glued to my face
这也没什么不好
With a c**t ring in my nose than quit bringin' my flows
不要让我发火 不要惹我
Quit givin' me my ammo can't you see why I'm so mean
难道你不明白我为何这样吗
If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O.
如果你们都不来烦我 我可不会这样做
我就不必总是去惹麻烦
Catch a homo by his toe man I don't know no more
我也不会说出我是同性恋这种话
Am I the only f**kin' one who's normal anymore
我是不是唯一一个比较正常的人
Dad
爸爸
There's really nothin' else to say I I can't explain it
这真的没什么好说的 我也无法解释清楚
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em maybe
你应该给我一点帮助 Hailie Jade 你打算这样告诉他们吗
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
无论你做什么 你都无法改变我
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
There's no one on Earth that can save me not even Hailie
世上没人能拯救我 连Hailie都不行
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
Crazy
疯了
My songs can make you cry take you by surprise
我的歌会让你笑哭 会带给你惊喜
At the same time can make you dry your eyes
同时 还能使你流干眼泪
With the same rhyme see what you're seein'
因此 你看到的是
Is a genius at work which to me isn't work
一个正在工作的天才 对我来说 这不仅仅是一种工作
So it's easy to misinterpret it at first 'cause when I speak
所以一开始 这很容易产生误解 因为当我说唱时
你永远不能分辨我的押韵是否严格
Before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums
但我永远不会放弃我的说唱
Get struck by f**kin' lightning twice at once
我会用力咀嚼我的口香糖 但我口舌绝不会罢工
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
即使我死去 我也会以Vanilla Ice's的儿子的身份复活
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
然后继续吐出疯狂的押韵歌曲来抨击每个人
And kicked and hit with s**t every time I sung
打击那些垃圾的说唱歌手 每一次我说唱时
Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on
都会狠狠打击众人
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
但此刻我的精神有些紧张
Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade
就像飞往世贸大楼的飞机上 那个小女孩眼中的恐惧那样
Standin' on Ronnie's grave screamin' at the sky
站在Ronnie的墓前 仰天长啸
'Til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
我和Hailie就像是大萧条中的歹徒布莱德和邦妮
And that's pretty much the gist of it
这种感觉真不错
Parents are pissed but the kids love it
父母感到很厌烦 但是孩子们总是很喜欢去打扰父母
放着暖气机的桌子几乎没有多余的空间 两张放有切肉刀的椅子
I don't blame you I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
我不会指责你 但我也不会让Hailie听这首歌的
There's really nothin' else to say I I can't explain it
这真的没什么好说的 我也无法解释清楚
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em maybe
你应该给我一点帮助 Hailie Jade 你打算这样告诉他们吗
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
无论你做什么 你都无法改变我
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
There's no one on Earth that can save me not even Hailie
世上没人能拯救我 连Hailie都不行
I think my dad's gone crazy
我想我的爸爸疯了
Crazy
疯了
Crazy
疯了
You're funny Daddy
你真搞笑 爸爸