Okay children quiet down' quiet down
孩子们 安静下来
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
现在来介绍今天的代课教师
His name is Mr Shady
他是Shady先生
Children quiet down please
孩子 安静下来
Brian不要扔东西 安静下来
Mr Shady will be your new substituteShady
Shady是你们的新老师
Good luck Mr ShadyShady
祝你好运Shady
孩子们
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
今天我们会学习如何捕获松鼠
首先 我要介绍我的朋友Bob
你好 Bob 他30岁了还和妈妈住在一起
And he don't got a job' cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
他没有工作 整日在家抽烟
但他12岁的弟弟非常崇拜他
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob
他喜欢去本地的下流场所
And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
在停车场等着服务生下班
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
如果太晚 停车场会变暗 他就装作遛狗
把她们拖到丛林里折磨一番
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
即使她们逃脱找到警察
The ladies would all be so afraid' they would drop the charge
女生都特别害怕 会放弃指控
'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
一天晚上Stacey下班后
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
她觉得有人蒙住她的脸 一言不发
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
但Stacey知道是Bob 让他停下来
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
但Bob没有停下来 因为他疯了
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka比Shady
他比喝了伏特加酒的我还要疯狂
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "
你甚至不能带他去看真正的医生并治好他
He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
他抓住Stacey的腿 用力砍下去
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
把她扔进湖里让警察可以找到她
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
自从那天Stacey去散步
They never found her' and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
再没人找到她 而Bob依旧去老地方游荡
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana'
这是Bob和他**的故事
And what it might do to you
这对你们意味着什么