May I have your attention please
大家注意了
May I have your attention please
大家注意了
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
请艾米纳姆站起来
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再说一遍 请艾米纳姆站起来
We're gonna have a problem here
我们就要陷入麻烦
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
你们表现得像第一次见到白人说唱歌手一样
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
就像Pam一样惊掉下巴 就像Tommy一样破门而入
And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
然后比以前更疯狂地抽她的屁股
They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
他们离婚了 Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
卷土重来 等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
他并没有这样说过 但我认为他会这样做
And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
说 你们都是傻瓜
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
他已经被我彻底击败
Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义者都爱我
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
因为他满口都是女人 我早已厌倦了他
Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
瞧瞧他那一副猥琐的样子 你知道那是什么意思
Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
我已经被惹怒 但他兴致盎然
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
我想我已经失去理智
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事 都是小巫见大巫
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时候 我想在电视上说出我的心声
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但我不能 弄死一头驼鹿对汤姆格林来说是很酷的事情
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
你们都对我卑躬屈膝 心服口服
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我幸运的话 我猜我能得到一个吻
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
然后我们却指望他们对缠绵欢愉一无所知
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
但他们肯定会知道性爱是什么东西
By the time they hit fourth grade
因为当他们上四年级的时候
They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
就观看了探索频道
We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了 不 有些人是食人族
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
他们会把人像哈密瓜那样切开
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但如果我们可以与死去的动物纠缠不清
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
如果你和我的想法一样 我有一个办法
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
女孩们 挥舞你的内衣 一起合唱
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔史密斯不会在他的唱片中爆粗口
Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
我对他不屑一顾 去你的
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
你们一半以上的音乐评论家根本不在乎我
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
但是如果你赢得胜利 那会怎样 会不会很奇怪
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
那样你们就可以骗我到这里
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边
Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁
Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
你这小碧池 在MTV上把我撤下来透透气
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
他确实很可爱 不过他已经和Kim结婚了
I should download her audio on MP3
我应该把她的歌下到MP3上
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
然后秀给世界看 你如何与我缠绵
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
整天惹我厌烦 所以 我要让你们一败涂地
And there's a million of us just like me
因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万
Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
像我这样爆粗口 像我这样毫不在乎
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
像我这样穿着肥大的衣服 像我这样举止怪异
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
也许最强者就要诞生 但不会是我
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
I'm like a head trip to listen to
听我说唱是一种精神享受
'Cause I'm only givin' you
因为只有我会向你们献上
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里讲的笑话
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
唯一不同的是 我在你们面前有种说出来
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
而且我不用掩饰
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只是在一个麦克风前 吐出真言
And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
不管你喜不喜欢 我都把它大声的唱出来
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都优秀
Then you wonder how can
这就是为什么
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
这帮小孩买我的专辑就像**一样上瘾
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
真滑稽 因为我已经30岁了
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里调情暧昧的人
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
抚摸那些护士的丰臀 和Jergens一起欢愉
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
我已经精疲力尽 任何激情药物都不起作用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中
He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
他可能在汉堡王工作 在你的洋葱圈上吐痰
Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈 尖叫着 我毫不在乎
With his windows down and his system up
然后摇下车窗
So will the real Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
竖起中指
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为自己的疯狂骄傲不已
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
用你最响的声音再来一次 你可以引领风潮
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他人只是在模仿我而已
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来
Please stand up please stand up
站起来 站起来
Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
我想 艾米纳姆就在我们其中
F**k it let's all stand up
该死 让我们全都站起来