Her legs crossed like a lady
Short skirt in the gym behind the velvet rope
Had a glass of wine something cheap
That i picked up from the waiter
Moving through the crowd
Pardon me excuse me playa
I know she seen me coming
There was eye contact
Felt like sex i was occupied by that
Bad move right hand glass of wine
Left hand cold brew
Excuse me homie step off my new shoes
My bad
It's cool
Sh*t i can't bursh em off cause i got my hands full
Guess i have to play it off
Try to step over the velvet rope
But i missed and i tripped
Spilled the red wine on the white dress
Sorry miss
Oh my god you've just spilt wine on me
So sorry f**k
Not even funny
Here let me get you a towel
I was such an asshole
Yeah that would be a good idea
I went over to i was
Oh god you got anything else to put on
No i haven't i haven't got anything else
I'll walk you over to the car here come on
I told her i was sorry ten times over
I took off my jacket she put it on her shoulders
What a mess i made
She said what a muthaf**king day
Walk me to the door at least
It's really not that bad babe
It kinda looks like a heart stain yeah artsy
She cracked a smile
I knew you was trouble when you saw me gawking
Nah i was looking at ya from a far
Even before you knew
I was standing at the bar so who ya are
You mean who are you
Yeah i'm fumbling
All i wanted was to get a drink and get ya number
Then maybe later on you and i would drive around
Let me take ya home to get changed how does that sound
Seeing as though you owe me a dress and
I do not have a vote so the answer will be yes
Walk her to the chevy
Nice car
Opened up her door
What a gentleman
I'm from the south baby
Of course
Closed the door
Put your address in the navigation
Somewhere in college park so i hit the gas station
I cruised up to the pump and trunk muzik
Feeling confident thinking yeah i'm gonna do it
Then a truck pulled up shady with the black tint
He rolled down the window he was mean muggin' this chick
Shh here we go she said
Let's go quick
He jumped out 7 foot 5
Who is this b**ch
Hey hold up homie
B**ch who you calling a b**ch
Look i just met this b**ch at the bar i ain't
Yo i've been broken up with you for ages
B**ch you ride out with this muthaf**ker right here
Oh my god i've just met him
Get your f**king a**
Look i'm really sorry about this
Get the f**k outta here
Look just take me home
Swagger killer