I own a mansion but live in a house
我有座豪宅，却住在一间房子里
有个超大号的床，而我却睡在沙发上
I'm Mr Brightside glass is half full
我是Mr.Brightside, 杯子是半满的
But my tank is half empty gas kit just blew
但我的坦克是却是半空的, 汽油和装备就爆炸了
This always happens 30 minutes from home
这种事儿经常发生, 离家30分钟路程
Gotta lay a long cable and only option
必须得找个小屋待去上厕所
I have is McDonald's bathroom
而我唯一的选择就是麦当劳的厕所
In a public stall dropping a football
在这个公共隔间儿里掉下来一个足球
So every time someone walks in the john like at Madden
所以每次有人走进厕所像受了刺激似的问我
“shady, 你怎么样啊？
Come on man I'm crapping
And you're asking me for my
你却拿着张餐巾纸来
Got damn autograph on a napkin
管我要该死的签名
Oh that's odd I just happened to run out of tissue
哦,太奇怪了, 不过正好我的纸用完了
Yeah hand me that on second thought I'd be glad then
行,把你的纸递给我吧，转念一想我就高兴了
''Thanks dawg name's Todd a big fan''
“多谢啦兄弟, 我叫Todd, 你的忠实粉丝”
I wiped my a** with it
我用那张纸擦了擦屁股,
Crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and
把餐巾纸揉碎了丢回去
Told him ''Todd you're the sh*t''
然后告诉他”Todd, 你就是混蛋”
When does all of this crap end
这些事儿什么才能完
Can't park my without causing an accident
要是没引起骚乱的话就不能蹲下我的屁股
Puff my gas cut my grass can't take out the f**king trash
喷出毒气,把草剪掉，拉不出来这垃圾
Without someone passing through my sub harassing
没有谁能忍过我这个审校员的骚扰
I'd count my blessings but I suck at math
我数着上帝对我的恩惠,但是我数学很烂
I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash
我宁愿沉迷然后忍受料理的味道
But the antacid is my stomach gas
但抗酸剂是我的胃中的汽油
I mix my corn with my f**king mash
我把玉米和麦芽浆混合起来
Potato so what ho kiss my country bucking a**
土豆,那又如何, 亲亲我们那儿乡巴佬的屁股
Missouri Southern roots what the f**k is upperclass
生在密歇根州的南部，上层社会是什么
Call lunch dinner call dinner supper
管lunch叫dinner,管 dinner叫supper
Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the a**
特百惠在一个用包装的塑料瓶上
Stuck in the past iPod what the f**k is that
把自己困在过去, 那tm是什么东西
Maybe that's why I feel so strange
或许这就是为什么我会觉得如此奇怪
Got it all but I still won't change
得到了一切但我依然不会改变
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
或者这就是我为什么不会离开底特律
It's the motivation that keeps me going
因为那里有使我继续前行的动力
This is the inspiration I need
这就是我需要的灵感
I can never turn my back on a city that made me
生活至今待我不赖
They call me classless I heard that
他们叫我无产阶级
I second and third that
我听见了，我同意
Don't know what the f**k I would doing if it weren't rap
如果不rap的话根本不知道我会做什么
或许会成为一个伟大的混蛋
But I blew never turned back
但是我被刮走了，不会再回来
Turned 40 and still sag
40岁了，仍然萎靡
Teenagers act more f**king mature Jack
年轻人表现的更成熟, Jack
F**k you gonna say to me
要跟我说这些是吗
I leave on my own terms asshole I'm going berzerk
我要保住自己的条款, 混蛋, 我要发狂了
My nerves are bad but I love the perks my work has
我的神经不太好,但我爱说唱给我挣的外快
I get to meet famous people look at her dag
我得见些名人了,看看她，兄弟
Her eyeliners ran her skirt snag
她的尼龙袜子跑了,她的衬衫突毛了
我听见她在加速竞走,”打了个嗝”
F**king my Hanes shirt tag
我Hanes衬衫上的这个标签
你就像Danica Patrick一样, 香烟头
We'd be the perfect match
我们将会是一对儿完美的对手
Cause you're a vacuum I'm a dirtbag
因为你是个真空吸尘器，而我是个垃圾袋
My apologies no disrespect to technology
抱歉, 我并没有不尊重科技
But what the heck is all of these buttons
不过这些按钮是什么鬼东西
You expect me to sit here and learn that
你指望我乖乖的坐在这儿然后学习它们
F**k I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda
让我必须听Luda的新歌
Be an expert at computers
当个电脑高手
I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica hell with a Playstation
我宁愿做本大英百科全书, 让playstation什么的见鬼去吧
I'm still on my first manual from Zelda
现在我的第一本手册上还只有任天堂的塞尔达传说
Nintendo b**ch run jump punch stab and I melt the
跑，跳，拳打, 刺, 我把意大利干酪
Mozzarella on my spaghetti put in on bread
融到意大利面条里,再把它搁到面包里
Make a sandwich with welch's and belch
做了个welch公司的三明治外加劣质啤酒
They say this spray butter is bad for my health but
他们说这飞沫的东西和这吃的对我健康有害,但是
I think there's more white trash from the trailer
我觉得更多的白色垃圾都来自于拖车
Welfare mentality helps to
像Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford他们这种靠福利生存的思想
Keep me grounded
很容易让我止步不前
That's why I never take full advantage of wealth I
这就是我绝不会充分使用这些福利的原因
Managed to dwell within these perimeters
居住在这个到处都有限制的环境中
Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper
仍然塞在这满是救命汉堡的棚子里
I can't even help it this is the hand I was dealt to
甚至我也帮不上忙,这就是我打的牌
Creature of habit feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter
生物的习性, 好像我被困在一个动物的庇护所里
With all these pet peeves
所有这些令人讨厌的事儿
God dammit to hell
天啊
I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones
我受不了这些带着相机手机的孩子
I can't go anywhere I get so mad I can yell the
我能去任何地方, 能在生气时喊出来发泄
Other day someone got little elaborate
几天前有人
And stuck a f**king dead cat in my mailbox
在我的邮桶里塞了只死猫
Went to Burger King they spit on my onion rings
到Burger King去买东西, 他们往我的洋葱圈里吐了口唾沫
I think my karma is catching up with me
我觉得报应马上就要来了
Maybe that's why I feel so strange
或许这就是为什么我会觉得如此奇怪
Got it all but I still won't change
得到了一切但我依然不会改变
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
或者这就是我为什么不会离开底特律
It's the motivation that keeps me going
因为那里有使我继续前行的动力
This is the inspiration I need
这就是我需要的灵感
I can never turn my back on a city that made me
我绝对不会背弃这个城市的, 因为它使我
生活至今待我不赖
Got friends on facebook all over the world
到facebook上交朋友, 遍及世界各地
Not sure what that means they tell me it's good
不确定那意味着什么, 他们跟我说那是件好事
So I'm artist of the decade I even got a plaque
我是十年一见的艺术家,为此我甚至得了块儿匾
I'd hang it up but the frame is all cracked
我要把它挂起来,但是匾框儿都裂开了
I'm trying to be lowkey hopefully nobody notices me
我一直试着低调做人, 希望能因此不被注意
In produce hunched over giant nosebleed
蜷着身子来创作, 鼻子大出血
Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle
当走到那寒冷的过道时,我停了下来
By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me
这个家伙拿着酸奶冰淇淋向我走来
Embarrassed I just did Comerica with Hova
太尴尬了,我刚和上帝一起创造了Comerica
Show's over I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries
洗完澡后,我藏在Kroeger的后面买了些杂货
He just had front row seats told me to sign this poster
它刚占了前排的席位, 就告诉我在这些海报上签名
Then insults me ''wow up close
然后羞辱我’喔
Didn't know you had crow's feet''
离近了也没看见你有鱼尾纹哪
I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Costco
我在十字路口迷了路直到我去Costco购了物
Sloppy Joe's buck waffles
懒散的joe, 黑华夫饼一个
Got caught picking my nose ah
一直挖着鼻子
Look over see these two hot hoes
看看这两个热辣的女人
Finger still up in one of my nostrils
手指头还在我其中的一个鼻孔内壁上
Right next to 'em stuck at the light
光线就卡它的旁边儿,进不来了
This f**king sh*t is taking forever to change
得过好久才能换个动作
I'm stuck these b**ches are loving it rubbing it in
我被卡住了,这些女人就喜欢在里面一直摩擦
Chuckling couldn't do nothing play it off
轻轻的笑着,什么也不做, 就放弃了
''What you bumping Trunk Muzik
你颠个什么劲儿
Yelawolf's better'' f**king b**ch
还是Yelawolf的好点儿,qnm的女人
They want me to flip at the label
他们想让我精神失常,
But I won't succumb to it
但我是不会屈服的
The pressure
有压力的是,
They want me to follow up with
他们想让我
Another one after Recovery
在Recovery专辑出完后跟着其它人一起继续工作
Was so highly coveted
这多让人垂涎啊
But what good is a f**king recovery if I fumble it
但如果我这么瞎搞那复出又有什么好处
Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get to quit
因为如果我不约束自己就肯定会误事
Hopping on on you sons of b**ches
在儿子的灌木丛里鼓捣
Wrong subdivison to f**k with b**ch
来错地方了
Quit snapping f**king pictures of my kids
快别蹂躏我孩子的照片了
I love my but you push me to my limit what a pity
我喜欢我的奶头,但你让我无法承受,太可惜了
The sh*t I complain about
我抱怨的这些屁事儿
It's like there ain't a butt in the sky and it's raining out
就像天空万里无云然后跟我说因为下雨,所以事情取消
Kool Aid stain on the couch I'd never get it out
Kool Aid把沙发弄脏了,因此我不会出去了
B**ch I got an elevator in my house
我的房子里有电梯
I'm living the dream
即便开始如蚂蚁和老鼠般卑微, 但我最终还是梦想成真
Maybe that's why I feel so strange
或许这就是为什么我会觉得如此奇怪
Got it all but I still won't change
得到了一切但我依然不会改变
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit
或者这就是我为什么不会离开底特律
It's the motivation that keeps me going
因为那里有使我继续前行的动力
This is the inspiration I need
这就是我需要的灵感
I can never turn my back on a city that made me
生活至今待我不赖