这首歌《I Got It Made》讲述了一个人在爱情和社交方面遭遇挫折的故事。
在歌曲开头，歌手描述了自己孤独难眠的夜晚 (It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely)，以及因为外表不出众而难以找到约会对象的困境 (It's hard to get a date when you're homely)。这里的“homely”意指长相普通或不够吸引人。
接下来，歌手表达了自己的尴尬和自嘲，甚至想要向自己吐口水 (If I could I spit in my face)。当遇到心仪的女孩时，他鼓起勇气询问她的电话号码 (Hey baby please can I get your number)，但又自贬地表示像他这样的失败者其实很有趣 (Cause losers like me are so much funner)。
女孩拒绝了他的请求，并说他们可以做朋友 (She told me can't we just be friends)。歌手感到非常失望，因为他觉得如果她不感兴趣，应该早点告诉他 (She could have mentioned that before she let me in)。
为了改善自己的形象，歌手剃光了头、洗澡，并穿上他认为很酷的衣服 (I shave my head I take a bath My clothes are cool)，然而这些努力并未得到认可，反而引来嘲笑 (but they still laugh)。
歌手感叹自己运气不佳，感觉自己很失败 (I don't get luck I feel so lame)，最后却带着讽刺的口吻说：“我过得真是太好了” (Boy do I got it made)。
It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely
It's hard to get a date when you're homely
If I could I spit in my face
Hey baby please can I get your number
Cause losers like me are so much funner
She told me can't we just be friends
She could have mentioned that before she let me in
I shave my head I take a bath
My clothes are cool but they still laugh
I don't get luck I feel so lame Boy do I got it made
Yea
I bet you probably wished you never met me
But I'd gladly kiss your brown eyes if you let me
We might as well go and have some fun
Because I know that you're gonna dump you when you're done
I ask you once I beg you twice I don't get stone and
I don't have lice You say it ain't me Please understand
That you like him and you don't like me I ask you out
It never fails You're too busy painting your nails
I feel so lame I am so ashamed Boy do I got it made
Yea
It's hard to sleep at night when you're lonely
It's hard to get a date me so homely
I shave my head I take a bath
My clothes are cool but they still laugh
I don't get luck I feel so lame Boy do I got it made
Yea